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(Will change for 2009. Can't be bothered this year.)

In the works:

-Kaizo Mario 2 first play through + commentary movie (For Cit)
-Kaizo Mario 2 TAS movie
-Custom Super Mario World Hack
-Mockery 2: The Speed of Stupid commentary speedrun movie (For Cit)
-Doom wad (confidential)

Gaming:

Team Fortress 2 names: Vortale, Vortale - Fox with a Fro (current activity: 15%)

Runescape username: Cyoh (level 83, t.level 1566, current activity: 0%, let me know if you want me to play)

Maple Story characters:
- Bellocan: Vortale (level 53 I/L mage)
- Bellocan: Zyoh (level 33 Spearman)
- Bellocan: Diegro (level 29 Thief (aiming for Assassin))
- Scania: Preuge (level 22 Bowman (aiming for Hunter)
(current activity: 40%, let me know if you play this game.)

Shoutbox

~BX31:iconBX31:
Yabba Dabba Doozy Baby!
Thu Aug 14, 2008, 5:39 PM
~Ibanezguitardude:iconIbanezguitardude:
something random
Mon Aug 11, 2008, 1:43 PM
*Vortale:iconVortale:
What was that for?
Thu Aug 7, 2008, 2:40 AM
~Ibanezguitardude:iconIbanezguitardude:
Ass
Tue Aug 5, 2008, 9:31 PM
*DazandAnime:iconDazandAnime:
BOOOOOMM!
Sat Aug 2, 2008, 4:06 PM
*Vortale:iconVortale:
But bottlecaps? They're designed to keep the contents of a bottle IN the bottle.
Sat Aug 2, 2008, 3:33 PM
*SassySnake:iconSassySnake:
Everyone has some kinda hobby! =P
Sat Aug 2, 2008, 1:09 AM
*Vortale:iconVortale:
...they're just bottlecaps
Sun Jul 27, 2008, 7:07 AM
*SassySnake:iconSassySnake:
Mebbe he's got a bottlecap collection! 8D BOTTLECAPS RULE!!!!!
Sat Jul 26, 2008, 11:07 PM
*Vortale:iconVortale:
What?
Tue Jul 22, 2008, 10:02 AM

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If I brought back a contest, what would you like it to be?

50%
17 deviants said Tickling + Bondage contest
21%
7 deviants said Art contest
18%
6 deviants said Suggest an idea
12%
4 deviants said Another bondage contest

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Taking a small tickling break

Journal Entry: Mon Aug 18, 2008, 2:59 AM

The rules of Vortale:

1. Don't RP with me. End of. Only certain people get that privilege and it'll be over MSN.
2. Don't draw my characters in any fetish art without my permission. It will result in a lot of problems.
3. Porn is out of the question. Do not request any.
4. If trades and requests are closed, make sure your mouth does the same if you intend to ask for one.
5. I am not a nasty person. Stop assuming I am. I'm just brutal sometimes.
6. If you want me to comment on a piece of work and I haven't done so, don't hesitate to ask. I shall get straight onto it.
7. Completely pointless and stupid (in a non-funny way) comments will result in a back-hander with text. Think before you comment.
8. Do not spam my page with chain-messages. You may tag me, but it doesn't mean I'm going to do it.



Requests (and others) - CLOSED (5 to do)

:iconringoffirexl200:
:icontbcorpse: (7000 kiriban)+(for being sexy)
:iconhunterbahamut: (contest 3rd)
:iconbleuhawke: (contest 3rd)

Trades - OPEN BUT PICKY (1 to do)

:iconkalicokitten: - Currently unsure of status



Taking a small tickling break

Yeah I'm getting a little bit bored with drawing tickling art at the moment. I'm more of in the mood to tickle REAL females but as you should know by now I'm probably the only tickling fetishist in Scotland.

With that being said I'm going to be jumping on games and/or working on more comedic or serious art.
Tickling will be back though.

Just giving people the heads up.




Fanart
Furaffinity account [WARNING: contains adult images]
Game reviews

Contest answer

Journal Entry: Thu Aug 14, 2008, 9:51 PM

The rules of Vortale:

1. Don't RP with me. End of. Only certain people get that privilege and it'll be over MSN.
2. Don't draw my characters in any fetish art without my permission. It will result in a lot of problems.
3. Porn is out of the question. Do not request any.
4. If trades and requests are closed, make sure your mouth does the same if you intend to ask for one.
5. I am not a nasty person. Stop assuming I am. I'm just brutal sometimes.
6. If you want me to comment on a piece of work and I haven't done so, don't hesitate to ask. I shall get straight onto it.
7. Completely pointless and stupid (in a non-funny way) comments will result in a back-hander with text. Think before you comment.
8. Do not spam my page with chain-messages. You may tag me, but it doesn't mean I'm going to do it.



Requests (and others) - CLOSED (5 to do)

:iconringoffirexl200:
:icontbcorpse: (7000 kiriban)+(for being sexy)
:iconhunterbahamut: (contest 3rd)
:iconbleuhawke: (contest 3rd)

Trades - OPEN BUT PICKY (1 to do)

:iconkalicokitten: - Currently unsure of status



Contest answer

If you're still trying it, don't read on.

Two things were wrong with the message:
1. The entire sentence was backwards.
2. The last letter on one word and the first letter on the next word were swapped. Also the first letter of the FIRST word, and the last letter of the LAST word were swapped. E.G.

Hi my name is John, would be, Nm in yami ej Sohh.

This is the answer to the puzzle:

This message was brought to you by Vortale. If you are able to understand this, well done, you have earned yourself one free sketch. Remember, stay sexy.

I decided to just give the answer away since no-one was really trying it.

I might do another puzzle later on for a free sketch.

Have a nice day!




Fanart
Furaffinity account [WARNING: contains adult images]
Game reviews

Quick sketch contest

Journal Entry: Wed Aug 13, 2008, 11:21 PM

The rules of Vortale:

1. Don't RP with me. End of. Only certain people get that privilege and it'll be over MSN.
2. Don't draw my characters in any fetish art without my permission. It will result in a lot of problems.
3. Porn is out of the question. Do not request any.
4. If trades and requests are closed, make sure your mouth does the same if you intend to ask for one.
5. I am not a nasty person. Stop assuming I am. I'm just brutal sometimes.
6. If you want me to comment on a piece of work and I haven't done so, don't hesitate to ask. I shall get straight onto it.
7. Completely pointless and stupid (in a non-funny way) comments will result in a back-hander with text. Think before you comment.
8. Do not spam my page with chain-messages. You may tag me, but it doesn't mean I'm going to do it.



Requests (and others) - CLOSED (5 to do)

:iconringoffirexl200:
:icontbcorpse: (7000 kiriban)+(for being sexy)
:iconhunterbahamut: (contest 3rd)
:iconbleuhawke: (contest 3rd)

Trades - OPEN (1 to do)

:iconkalicokitten: - Currently unsure of status



Quick sketch contest

If anyone can figure out the following message, they can get a free simple sketch from me. Simple = one character.
Right now I don't feel like working on anything big, and I'm stumped for simple little ideas.

Oh, and only one person can win it. I know this might be unfair to those who aren't awake in the US yet.

1,2,3 GO!

Txey satr, sebmemeh.rcteke sere fnf olesruod yenrae evau hoe,ynol dles,wihd tnatsredno ue tlbe aru aof ye.Ilatroy vu boo yt thguors bae wgasses mihy.

Good luck. (would be funny if I just insulted someone in another language.)




Fanart
Furaffinity account [WARNING: contains adult images]
Game reviews

Quick info for you all

Journal Entry: Wed Aug 13, 2008, 12:22 AM

The rules of Vortale:

1. Don't RP with me. End of. Only certain people get that privilege and it'll be over MSN.
2. Don't draw my characters in any fetish art without my permission. It will result in a lot of problems.
3. Porn is out of the question. Do not request any.
4. If trades and requests are closed, make sure your mouth does the same if you intend to ask for one.
5. I am not a nasty person. Stop assuming I am. I'm just brutal sometimes.
6. If you want me to comment on a piece of work and I haven't done so, don't hesitate to ask. I shall get straight onto it.
7. Completely pointless and stupid (in a non-funny way) comments will result in a back-hander with text. Think before you comment.
8. Do not spam my page with chain-messages. You may tag me, but it doesn't mean I'm going to do it.



Requests (and others) - CLOSED (5 to do)

:iconringoffirexl200:
:icontbcorpse: (7000 kiriban)+(for being sexy)
:iconhunterbahamut: (contest 3rd)
:iconbleuhawke: (contest 3rd)

Trades - OPEN (1 to do)

:iconkalicokitten: - Currently unsure of status



Quick info for you all

Birthday had it's ups and downs.
Getting there was a pain. Neds bothered us, but as per usual they did the "insult and run" thing since my hair would've killed them by looking at it.

The place we went to eat was actually a good laugh, and the food was awesome. If you're ever in Scotland, go visit Furama at least once.

No presents recieved, but that's fine with me (presents from the family).

I'm currently back on Maplestory, playing with a good friend. Wanna add me, the details are at the side in the shoutboard, just let me know you're going to add me first otherwise I won't add you back.

The heat has faded away for now, and I hope for the rest of the year. We're getting floods everywhere though.

I need an IRL tickling victim. Anyone wanna give themselves up?(that was a JOKE, this is the point where the BIG NOT SO FUNNY JOKE comes in).

Hope you're all having a good day!




Fanart
Furaffinity account [WARNING: contains adult images]
Game reviews

You're still not learning

Journal Entry: Mon Aug 11, 2008, 6:36 PM

The rules of Vortale:

1. Don't RP with me. End of. Only certain people get that privilege and it'll be over MSN.
2. Don't draw my characters in any fetish art without my permission. It will result in a lot of problems.
3. Porn is out of the question. Do not request any.
4. If trades and requests are closed, make sure your mouth does the same if you intend to ask for one.
5. I am not a nasty person. Stop assuming I am. I'm just brutal sometimes.
6. If you want me to comment on a piece of work and I haven't done so, don't hesitate to ask. I shall get straight onto it.
7. Completely pointless and stupid (in a non-funny way) comments will result in a back-hander with text. Think before you comment.
8. Do not spam my page with chain-messages. You may tag me, but it doesn't mean I'm going to do it.



Requests (and others) - CLOSED (5 to do)

:iconringoffirexl200:
:icontbcorpse: (7000 kiriban)+(for being sexy)
:iconhunterbahamut: (contest 3rd)
:iconbleuhawke: (contest 3rd)

Trades - OPEN (1 to do)

:iconkalicokitten: - Currently unsure of status



You're still not learning

Alright I'm on thin ice with certain people here.

Why did so many people take my last Birthday journal so hard? As if I was trying to be a total dickhead of some kind?

Lemme explain this to you, once more: I, was, fucking, joking.

And I'm really getting sick of having to explain this, ALL the time. I'd do it to them individually, but since there's a fair amount, I'll do a journal.

Now let me explain my view on Birthdays.

To me, they are just another day of the year.

Now before you all start with your typical fucking hating of anything I have an opinion on, because I'm such a bad bad man, let me tell you why.

Nothing, changes. Nothing, ever, changes, except for one day, you seem to be the main event.
I for one do not like a lot of attention (IRL, the internets don't count) and an entire day dedicated to me? That's something I'd like to avoid.
And besides, so what if I was born 20 years ago today? What's so awesome about it? I was brought into this earth through my mother, just like most other folk. I'm nothing special. Why waste money and time on me with a birthday party of any kind, especially when I don't really want one?

Now my family knows this now and tends to keep everything small. I don't want the attention for the day, I don't really want any presents, because I feel I've not really done anything to deserve them and I tend to always try to pay people back for them. And that's what this year's b-day party was. A simple family gathering, not much attention being paid to just me, everyone talking, meeting people they haven't seen in a while. THAT'S what I wanted for my b-day. Not some big-ass party where everyone goes nuts just because you aged another year. Parties aren't my kind of game. I hate them. Besides, who could I invite? The toys upstairs don't even want to talk to me anymore.

I currently don't like my life out of it's current skedual, because I enjoy myself. I have fun on Maple Story, I have fun talking to people on MSN, I have fun drawing, I have fun playing games.

And if you think I'm sad and I don't have a life, would you rather I was a drunkard, without an education, stuck in a dead end job with very little pay, which I use to drink some more, fight with anything with, or without, a pulse, give abuse to my family and fans, and constantly have a high risk of putting myself in prison?
Because that's the life of 60% of Scotland.

Have a nice day.

Oh and before I forget: Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy Birthday <3 It wasn't a great birthday just to let everyone know, but thanks!




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