The rules of Vortale:
1. Don't RP with me. End of. Only certain people get that privilege and it'll be over MSN.
2. Don't draw my characters in any fetish art without my permission. It will result in a lot of problems.
3. Porn is out of the question. Do not request any.
4. If trades and requests are closed, make sure your mouth does the same if you intend to ask for one.
5. I am not a nasty person. Stop assuming I am. I'm just brutal sometimes.
6. If you want me to comment on a piece of work and I haven't done so, don't hesitate to ask. I shall get straight onto it.
7. Completely pointless and stupid (in a non-funny way) comments will result in a back-hander with text. Think before you comment.
8. Do not spam my page with chain-messages. You may tag me, but it doesn't mean I'm going to do it.
Requests (and others) - CLOSED (5 to do)


(7000 kiriban)+(for being sexy)

(contest 3rd)

(contest 3rd)
Trades - OPEN (1 to do)

- Currently unsure of status
You're still not learningAlright I'm on thin ice with certain people here.
Why did so many people take my last Birthday journal so hard? As if I was trying to be a total dickhead of some kind?
Lemme explain this to you, once more: I, was, fucking, joking.
And I'm really getting sick of having to explain this, ALL the time. I'd do it to them individually, but since there's a fair amount, I'll do a journal.
Now let me explain my view on Birthdays.
To me, they are just another day of the year.
Now before you all start with your typical fucking hating of anything I have an opinion on, because I'm such a bad bad man, let me tell you why.
Nothing, changes. Nothing, ever, changes, except for one day, you seem to be the main event.
I for one do not like a lot of attention (IRL, the internets don't count) and an entire day dedicated to me? That's something I'd like to avoid.
And besides, so what if I was born 20 years ago today? What's so awesome about it? I was brought into this earth through my mother, just like most other folk. I'm nothing special. Why waste money and time on me with a birthday party of any kind, especially when I don't really want one?
Now my family knows this now and tends to keep everything small. I don't want the attention for the day, I don't really want any presents, because I feel I've not really done anything to deserve them and I tend to always try to pay people back for them. And that's what this year's b-day party was. A simple family gathering, not much attention being paid to just me, everyone talking, meeting people they haven't seen in a while. THAT'S what I wanted for my b-day. Not some big-ass party where everyone goes nuts just because you aged another year. Parties aren't my kind of game. I hate them. Besides, who could I invite? The toys upstairs don't even want to talk to me anymore.
I currently don't like my life out of it's current skedual, because I enjoy myself. I have fun on Maple Story, I have fun talking to people on MSN, I have fun drawing, I have fun playing games.
And if you think I'm sad and I don't have a life, would you rather I was a drunkard, without an education, stuck in a dead end job with very little pay, which I use to drink some more, fight with anything with, or without, a pulse, give abuse to my family and fans, and constantly have a high risk of putting myself in prison?
Because that's the life of 60% of Scotland.
Have a nice day.
Oh and before I forget: Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy Birthday <3 It wasn't a great birthday just to let everyone know, but thanks!

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